no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero
me every time i eat tbh
handy evolution chart
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you
this is actually the cutest thing i’ve ever seen
date someone who uses their turn signal